Question of the Week
September 30th, 2010
Question of the Week
Cat Cora, the Iron Chef and Bon Appetit’s representative at Chicago Gourmet over the weekend, is a married lesbian. She and her wife have four kids. In what can only be considered remarkable efficiency, the last two were born three months apart, with each woman carrying the other’ embryo and having one baby apiece.
Here is my question: Are those kids Irish twins?
April 6th, 2010
Question of the Week
Most office restrooms have at least one large stall for people with disabilities. I like the roominess of the big stalls.
Is it ethically acceptable for me to use that stall even if other ones are empty given that I have no physical disabilities? What about if nobody in the office is disabled.
The correct answer is yes. Those giant stalls are awesome. This is not like a parking space. In this case, if someone rolls or limps into the bathroom, I will see their feet under the stall and can immediately hop up and get out of the way. So as long as I stay alert, I will continue to use the giant stalls.
As a side note, I once went to the bathroom in the St. Louis Rams practice facility. Every stall there was huge. I felt like Alice in Wonderland climbing onto one of those toilets.
March 30th, 2010
Question of the Week
Every Tuesday that I remember, I will pose a question a deep question of great philosophical significance. I will also provide an answer. It is my hope that people will chime in with their own thoughts on the deeply substantive issue. This week’s question:
How long should I wait after Fred licks his crotch before allowing him to lick my face?
A) No delay needed
B) 1 – 60 seconds
C) 1 – 3 minutes
D) 3 minutes +
E) Never let Fred lick my face
The correct answer is B. Specifically, Fred must wait five seconds between licking his crotch and licking my face.