Welcome (Back) to the Greatest Website in the History of the Internets

In May of 2008, I was a young boy with a dream; a dream of sharing myself with the world. And so it was that I created Zemanation.

The blog was an instant success, with at least 3 or 4 people reading it the first day. My readership exploded after that, getting all the way up to about 40 unique hits a day, making it one of the most popular blogs ever created in my apartment building. It was fun for a while, but by last March it became a bit of a chore, so I disconnected from the interwebs.

Just over a year later, I am now refreshed and ready to once again jump into the 21st century’s most widespread form of narcissism. Returning readers looking for over-opinionated commentary might be disappointed. I’m doing more legal work these and I don’t want to risk offending googling clients. Of course, my understanding of what might offend people has always been a bit different from most everyone else’s, so perhaps there will be no disappointment.

Expect to see more food and more Phred than the last time, a decidedly bitter shift in opinion about the Cubs, periodic devotionals to Milton Bradley, updates on my resumed running career, and, of course, Operation Stop Being a Fat Fuck.

Returning viewers will also notice a much better design this time around. Andrew Stamm designed this bad boy and even convinced me to drop $10 at Go Daddy. Of course, I found a Go Daddy code to knock a few dollars off the price because I’m a genius like that.

I have no idea how long I’ll keep at this. It won’t be updated as much as the last iteration was, but I shall do my best to keep you entertained.

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